Oh, The Stories I Could Tell.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-14795339/miley-cyrus-jojo-siwa-shades-outrage-closet-sexuality.html

Although, as if to prove I've still got some right hand magic left. For those who should definitely be back on the dating scene;

"They're even recycling the cast(!)"

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12136103/Love-Island-2023-lineup-lookalike-Islanders-similar-backgrounds.html

Also. If you're paying your man $15k on the dime. 

At the very least you should be getting a cinema ticket.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRe05aJxSfw&pp (Learning To Fly, Pink Floyd, Official Audio).