Terrible News For Trump.

https://news.sky.com/story/seriously-deep-sleeper-not-woken-up-by-ship-crashing-in-his-garden-13373113

It turns out that if Greenland does ever manage to free itself from Denmark. Then the 1916 Convention On The Cessation Of The Danish West Indies obligates it to become part of Britain.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9P83Nl6D1M&pp (RÓA, V{AI}B, Iceland, Official Video, Eurovision Song Contest).

Definitely worse news for Greenland though.

As we all know where not to direct questions about who first settled the Faroe Islands.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2025/05/while-everyone-else-can-recognise-tacky.html

Traditionally that is how the EBU has dealt with blatant, blatant rule-breakers though.

Letting the group decide the punishment.

Rather than issuing an official ruling for them to hide behind.