All The Excitement Of Dormitory City.

https://news.sky.com/story/man-shot-dead-by-police-in-milton-keynes-13339825

At least they're engaging with the educational opportunity. 

https://news.sky.com/story/three-people-die-in-crash-between-car-and-bus-near-heathrow-13339575

Although they'd be better served engaging with their ears.