Who's Still Drinking Through A Straw Though?!

https://news.sky.com/story/trump-signs-order-reversing-us-move-to-ban-plastic-straws-as-he-declares-paper-ones-dont-work-13307012

Seriously. 

What are you, f'cking 12!

https://news.sky.com/story/google-maps-changes-name-of-gulf-of-mexico-to-gulf-of-america-after-donald-trump-executive-order-13306982

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