Okay, Maybe Some Of The Gear.

https://watchitdie.blogspot.com/2025/02/okay-maybe-some-of-gear.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNoRd-XnZGg (Put On Your White Sombrero, ABBA, Official Audio).

That's a very British insult; "All of the gear, no idea."

Think of the guy with the top-of-the-line golf clubs. All the most expensive designer golf clothes, The best golf shoes money can buy.

Yet no idea how to play golf.

See also; "Full kit w'nker."