Well. I Certainly Know A Bird Who Wants To Go Rooting 'Round His Bins(!)

https://news.sky.com/story/fa-will-remind-crystal-palace-player-marc-guehi-of-rules-over-religious-messaging-after-he-played-with-i-love-jesus-armband-13265907

Seriously. Just take the blinders off.

As I, for one, am absolutely desperate to tell the tale of the terrible tree(!)

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/11/someones-going-to-have-to-explain.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSHGrrbldOI&pp (A Place In The Choir, Celtic Thunder, Still Not The Family Black, Official Audio).