Today is a New Day.

Saturday September 28th 2024 (28/9/24).

And if I'm very, very lucky I might be able to dry my washing on the line.

For all of about 15 minutes. 

Obviously. I'm not an alcoholic.

However, particularly as part of effort to try and give Haiti a chance of recovering from its 2010 earthquake. I wouldn't want to attend any sort of meeting of the political wing of the Ku Klux Klan.

Although if you ever do find yourself of that particular bent. Then I gather the response to the challenge phrase you're looking for is;

"When the big hand joyously touches the little hand."