Also. I've Actually Been Having A Bit Of A 'Thing' With A Karakut.

Obviously. I'd hate to further taunt Khanistan's #GenerationRent.

Particularly in the light of their latest trauma(!)

https://news.sky.com/video/people-need-to-feel-safe-in-their-own-homes-says-deputy-pm-after-fire-visit-13204252

However. Within my vast, vast estate. The great before us decided to build a column, out of brick.

Needless to say. That fell down, a while ago.

Some great lump amongst us does hope to artisanally reclaim each and every one. Then sell them on Ebay, for about a quid a throw.

In the meantime a Spider has made her home amongst those bricks. I like to think building many an impressive web. Raising many generations of fine children.

Then, one day. A giant monster lifted all those bricks. Sending her scurrying from her home.

She then found shelter underground.

Only for that same monster to whip out his #HeatGun. Turning underground into sheer fire.

She continued to survive though. Going on to build a 1m+ web across another part of the vast, vast estate.

Only for the same monster to, drunkely, inhale all of that Nylon into his nose.

Honestly. I'm not yet quite ready to f'ck her.

Although I am tempted to invite her indoors. Just in time for #MothSeason.

As for the Foxes.

They're wild animals. They're used to having their world blown asunder.

I know they're familiar with; "Music."

I've introduced them to it before.

Honestly. I'm kind of happy for that to be my epitaph now;

"Got Drunk, Engaged a Fox."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Clj8htWcFho&pp (Worker's Song, Dropkick Murphys, Official Audio).