While The Mom's Net Is Normally So Chill(!)

https://www.tmz.com/2024/05/27/paris-hilton-sparks-concern-online-moms-put-life-jacket-son-backwards/#continued

Seriously though. That is a really good way to drown a baby.

If the worst comes to the worst. Then the float will lift their back up.

Forcing their mouth and nose under the water.