*tuts* #ShotgunCartridges Is Such An Attention Whore(!)

You remember, part of the litter born on Rihanna's birthday. The one just after that fateful Super Bowl. One of the uncle's brought me someone else's Smartphone, just to celebrate.

"Shotgun Cartridges" was the first one to emerge, on the first Monday in May. Out on the 'Gaza Strip,' beneath the floodlight.

Since then I fitted another, motion-activated, floodlight. No clues as to where.

Shotgun Cartridges soon realised that if he walks within range of this floodlight it comes on. So everyone can see him.

So he lay down. Where everyone can see him.

Then the light goes out. So no-one can see him.

He soon realised though. If he moves even ever so slightly the floodlight comes back on.

So everyone can see him again!

Anyway, moving on.

If you keep an animal in the house, what's wrong with you?! Do you want diseases?!

However, if you've ever watched an animal go to sleep in a house. You may have noticed that they first circle around, beating the floor with their paws.

Out in the wild this is to mark out their; "place" in the grass. They can be very possessive about their; "place." Some have even been known to add roofs.

Recently Shotgun Cartridges has decided that his; "place" is out in the middle of the road. Atop a sewer cover.

Which I'm sure is his way of calling out a neighbour's naughty teenager. A curly, poofy nonsense of a dog, narely three hands high. With the offer;

 "😁Rats!!😁"

 "I promise you. There are 😁Rats!!😁"

"Well. If you're not up for it. I guess I'll have to go train a little pussy then(!)"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOWjNewQ5JQ&pp=ygUOZGlnaXRhbCBnb2xkaWU%3D (Digital, Goldie, Official Audio).