Oh Well. If They're Still Convinced That's The Route To Becoming A Main Character.

https://news.sky.com/story/bournemouth-beach-killing-man-20-charged-with-murder-after-personal-trainer-stabbed-to-death-13144857

Meanwhile. Over in the blue end.

https://news.sky.com/story/scotland-vs-israel-euro-2025-qualifier-delayed-as-protester-chains-himself-to-goalpost-13146279

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/05/their-personal-statement-is-going-to.html