Did I Just Wake Up In Florida?

Earlier I went to the pharmacy. Thinking I was going to pick up a prescription.

Turns out I was wandering into the aftermath of an armed robbery.

Apparently three guys had gone in, threatened staff and stole about a dozen tubes of toothpaste.

That's right. This brain trust had armed themselves with knives and walked into the building where they keep all of the drugs. 

To steal toothpaste.

Luckily only one of them was Black. So Khanistan police might be prepared to go so far as recording it as petty shoplifting.