That's Certainly The Challenge There, Innit.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13256299/Tom-Holland-meets-acting-coach-Ben-Perkins-New-York-Central-Park.html

Looking damn good in a jumper your Nan-in-Law knitted for yer(!)

Although, obviously, I fear this might be something of a harsh test of her arthritic abilities.

There was a planning meeting in which the pattern and colour were decided upon. Despite someone's side-hustle we did stop short of shearing and dying the wool ourselves. Unfortunately that planning meeting was back in August 2023. So I can't really remember the details, let alone the exact measurements.

However as a bit of a private joke it's known as; "The Family Jumper." Eventually everyone's going to get one, whether they like it or not.

The main difference is that everyone else's is; "Blue." While I've convinced my mother to finally entertain; "Forest Green Tweed."

I'm sure there must be a joke about Cork-asian roots in there somewhere.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l2pASlZ2UE&pp (The Wearing Of The Green, The Young Wolfe Tones, Official Audio).

Either way.

She gave it to me on Wednesday, put it on Thursday. Barely taken it off since.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tn9K7RybdTg&pp (Viva La Quinta Brigada, Christy Moore, Video, 15+, TheOMaolagan).