Hmm. He Always Struck Me More As A Grandfather.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12935715/Cillian-Murphy-reacts-Internet-boyfriend-flattering-newfound-status.html

Or two.

Which I'm pretty sure makes him Zendaya's Great-Grandfather.

Well. Top three, at least.

Yeah. I'm just owning the rumour now.

That the, apparently not, World Famous Throuple™ produced a child.

Zendaya is that child.

Anyway. Rather than listing all the things I've managed to get done in the past three and a half hours.

How about I promise to try to watch at least one of these movies. On the smallest screen I can find.

Just as soon as I get past that copy of "Jackie" (2016) which has been sitting on my DVR for the past five or so years.

Honestly.

The prospect of a 100 minute pre-recorded Zoom call with Natalie Portman only gets more stressful by the minute.