Seriously. I'm Old Enough To Remember The Gillian Andersen Topless Photo Scandal.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/02/at-start-of-her-career-she-swore-shed.html

Admittedly. It was something of a localised scandal. 

Involving some kid at school who'd photocopied a load of pictures of Gillian Anderson's head. Then Sellotaped¹ them all throughout a porn mag.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M36DrvYqfqM&pp (Johnny Cash - The Man Comes Around - Generation Kill - Final Scene - HD, Video, ojda7).

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¹We really hope it was Sellotape.