Well. Seeing As They Burned Up All Of Those Air-Miles.

To ask so absolutely f'cking retardedly.

https://www.tmz.com/2023/08/20/spain-football-president-kiss-women-team-lips-world-cup-soccer/

It really wasn't that bad of a break-up. Honestly I feel I'm slandering her every time I describe it as a; "Relationship."

I remember it more as me being, periodically, called in to help administer the standard; "Lesbian Test™" aka;

"Penis: Uncircumcised, fairly averaged sized. How does it work, what does it do?"

Anyway! That's enough of that!

I'm feeling a sudden urge again.

https://.youtube.com/watch?v=UOcpKn4Wcqw&pp (Rescue Me, Judy Mowatt, Audio, trojangilly).

*coughs* V-Card: Still Firmly Intact.

https://www.eonline.com/news/1361482/gabriella-brooks-birthday-post-for-liam-hemsworth-is-catching-fire