Well. I Don't Think I've Got Anything To Add.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/keeping_up_with_the_kardashians/article-12447257/Kendall-Jenner-drops-jaws-playfully-pulls-bikini-bottoms-showcasing-supermodel-figure-cow-print-swimsuit.html

Beyond;

 "Don't ever dare say what you actually think of them."

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12440985/Miquita-Oliver-bares-poses-just-pair-cow-print-boots-daring-nude-snap-did-spot-photobomber.html

Of course before the Covids. Before the Novichoks. The big crime story in Salisbury was;

"Motor Scooter ridden in unruly fashion!"

Almost immediately followed by;

Planning Decision: "In town Police Station vs. Out of town Custody Centre."

Even now I like to think the Chief Magistrate of the Theifdom would be prepared accept my identity as;

 "Jack." "O' the Rustles."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jausD8qsnKU&pp (Rat In Mi Kitchen, UB40, My Sorry, Official Audio).