Well. I Can Offer Extreme Pain And/Or Drunkeness As Excuses.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/08/one-tomato-two-tomato-three-tomato-four.html

At the end of the day though. Does anyone actually give a f'ck what happens to FIFA.

Or anyone else who refuses to even try to help themselves.

We have got to watch what we say though. As not upset any longshot bets.

I mean. It's entirely possible there's someone out there offering odds on Dolly Parton figuring it out for herself!

https://www.nbc.com/nbc-insider/dolly-parton-we-are-the-champions-we-will-rock-you-paris-olympics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E14C9k1HAiA&pp (Longshot Kick De Bucket, The Selecter, Singles, Audio, Topic).