I Wonder If They'll Have Noticed By Tomorrow.

https://news.sky.com/story/luis-rubiales-prosecutors-open-inquiries-into-whether-spanish-fa-bosss-world-cup-kiss-was-sexual-harassment-12949723

https://news.sky.com/story/hundreds-of-passengers-to-be-flown-home-after-p-o-cruise-liner-crashed-into-petrol-tanker-12949722

There isn't a version in which they're not humiliating themselves.