I'd Say; "Nice Try."

But even by the standards of supermarket tabloids. It wasn't.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12300461/Tish-Cyrus-thinks-daughter-Noah-Cyrus-fianc-Pinkus-perfect.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkfvZ8ixiHc&pp (Friday I'm In Love, The Cure, Audio, William Ludeña Ignacio).

Although it does allow us to segue into yet another edition of; "Sounds Made-Up. But Is Actually True."

I used to surf upon a couch. A couch which was owned by a woman. A woman who had a child. A child who was in the same class of one of Robert Smith's kids.

Meaning to her he was someone she had to force polite smalltalk with. At parents evenings, school plays etc.

So that's that band ruined then!