All Three Of Us Were Blind Drunk When We Took The Final Exam.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/07/thats-main-thing-i-was-doing-at.html

Which was made all the more impressive by the fact that only wasn't her girlfriend enrolled on the course.

She wasn't even enrolled at the college.

Meanwhile. 

It turns out you can just buy textbooks online.

You don't even have to have a retired constitutional lawyer risk violating the Official Secrets Act, and therefore her pension by throwing one in your general direction.