Yeah. Different Dog.

https://www.tmz.com/2023/06/19/morgan-wallen-son-bit-dog-face-ex-girlfriend-kt-smith/

The first clue really should've been that; "Screwby-Ru" and; "Mad Barney" are collections of almost completely different characters. Assembled in totally different orders.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2022/10/i-should-probably-clarify-that.html

The ultimate cruelty is that the common euphemism we finally agreed upon was; 'Gone to live on the farm.'

As an, admittedly a volatile, mix of working breeds. He might have actually stood a chance on an actual farm. If we'd had one to hand at the time.

Sometimes though you reach a point where it just has to be done.

Even without Eid looming. I've of the opinion it should be done by your own hand.

On a related note.

That offer also extends to Goats.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/04/i-dont-think-he-knows-what-that-means.html

Particularly Goats.