It Is Yet Another Terrible Tragedy They've Invited Into Their House.

https://news.sky.com/story/police-searching-2024-paris-olympics-headquarters-in-corruption-investigation-12906027

I'd help.

Except I've always preferred Cowboy boots to Jack boots.

Point of order though.

They're not Cowboy boots. They're ankle length lace-up boots. 

However every time I wear them. The first comment I always get is;

 "Nice boots. Do you wear them when you're riding your horse(?!)"

These days. I've got a rather witty response.