I'd Congratulate The Trolling Effort.

https://news.sky.com/story/boris-johnson-in-clear-breach-of-rules-after-daily-mail-job-announced-says-mp-watchdog-12903648

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2023/may/02/keir-starmer-denies-having-job-talks-with-sue-gray-during-boris-johnson-inquiry

Except there's hardly any sport in it.