BINGO!

https://news.sky.com/story/several-injured-including-children-in-knife-attack-in-southeast-france-12898693

Nursery/Kindergarten ✓

Watershed Management ✓

Islamic Terrorism/Syria ✓

Sweden ✓

Asylum/Migration ✓

Pan-European ✓

Ice Cream Parlour ✓

Now, shall we try for a full house? Or just use the proper channels to encourage the CIA to get in touch with someone who actually knows what they're doing.