Well. It Was A Test.

One which was never going to apply to me.

https://news.sky.com/story/emergency-alert-test-millions-of-phone-users-in-uk-receive-message-and-loud-alarm-12864193

Although I'm sure Britain won't hesitate to let absolutely everyone know.

Should it ever come remotely close to anything even vaguely resembling a natural disaster.

Sadly. 

When people still talk about the Grand Breeze of 1987.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_storm_of_1987

I'm old enough to remember it.