Seriously. I'm A Certified Jedi.

Fair point the person who did the certification was a Delusional Schizophrenic.

The Star Wars are actually happening. In a galaxy far, far away.

Some of the Jedis and whoever the baddies are in Star Wars have been smuggled to Earth. Where they're waging the war in secret.

I'm one of the Jedis.

He had so many questions for me. Which, obviously, presented quite a few problems.

It turns out. The utterly delusional really, really don't like having their delusions challenged.

Needless to say. He was locked up in a secure psychiatric hospital.

Entirely for his safety.

Not yours.

I've played that game many times before, son.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/03/which-sounds-about-right.html

Far rougher too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLZ0i8lHwK4 (Fire Ina Hole, Method Man & Redman, Method Man, Official Audio).