⛳ 🍵 It's Actually A Rather Fine Bamboo Cane 🍵⛳

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2022/10/the-ethics-of-cross-species-non.html

Which makes such a tremendous; "Thawcking!" noise as it tears through the air.

All the delicate little 🐶🐕🐶 know to be well out of the way. Before the rest of it arrives.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9p1_-R_8Fsc (Another Brick In The Wall II, Pink Floyd, Dance, Official Audio).

Of course if I ever did have to blast them with a shotgun. I'd immediately slit their throats afterwards.

I'm not a monster.

Although, sweetly whispering that to them. Along with some unseasonably warm October weather.

Seems to have already brought about something of a behaviour change.