At Least My Argument Still Holds Water.

https://us.cnn.com/2022/10/29/us/rescue-fishing-vessel-collides-container-ship-virginia/index.html

If I can be banned by Twitter for urging an inanimate Object to commit suicide. 

Then Twitter are in the business of enslaving Electrons. In clear violation of the 13th Amendment.

Which, due to Legislative Supremacy, invalidates any scrap of paper they may still be trying to cling to.