When You Just Ring The Bell And Quit.

Then every day's a failure parade.

https://news.sky.com/story/prince-andrew-to-wear-military-uniform-for-vigil-but-not-queens-funeral-after-being-stripped-of-his-honorary-military-roles-12695858

https://news.sky.com/story/why-king-charles-wont-have-to-pay-inheritance-tax-on-duchy-of-lancaster-estate-12695884