Dutch And German Are Basically The Same Language.

According to the Nazi definition.

https://us.cnn.com/2022/09/28/us/oakland-california-school-shooting/index.html

Although I admit that probably still counts as break news. Back in the 17th Century.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2022/09/and-there-was-me-thinking-it-was-17th.html

Where they still haven't heard about the First Boer War.