Will There Be A Statement?

https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/ohio-governor-declares-dolly-parton-day-august-9

Perhaps a song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JVFYHSYScI (The American Dream, Wag The Dog, Video, chepecine).

Seriously, once again dude.

You were in it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1v4ZLwevXAI (Good Ol' Shoe, Wag The Dog, Video, Lew Quzmic Baltiysky).