Utterly Humiliating For Both Finland & Sweden.

Applying to join NATO.

In the year when, although they couldn't even get that off the ground. NATO's big, suggested, topic of conversation has been;

"Why can we only attract absolute idiots?!"

Of course you'd hope that acceptance that they're all just absolute idiots. Would be the first step towards them accepting help.

But, sadly.

They're absolute idiots.

Seriously girl, have a look at yourself.

https://news.sky.com/story/finland-prime-minister-sanna-marin-takes-drug-test-as-new-video-shows-married-leader-dancing-closely-with-pop-star-12676717

What are you waiting for. Someone to boldly lead you into 2002(?!)

http://watchitdie.blogspot.com/2018/05/the-2018-eurovision-song-contest-grand_21.html

Because that campanology certainly won't be getting you there.

https://news.sky.com/story/deborah-james-prince-william-personally-delivers-damehood-to-bowel-cancer-champion-at-her-home-12612502

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_5x7m3bAl0 (Stop The World And Let Me Off, Waylon Jennings, Nashville, Official Audio).