Yeah. That Used To Be My Actual Job, For About 10 Years.

I've still got the payslips and tax certificates to prove it. Along with a few other souvenirs

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10999315/Kylie-Jenner-busty-bombshell-clinging-orange-dress-Travis-Scott-dinner.html

So if we were able to talk directly and, relatively, discreetly. Then I certainly have opinions.

My first observation being that just doesn't happen at punk shows. If it does, then mob rule swiftly regulates it.

It's almost as if Anarchists actually value themselves and others.

However there is one particular anecdote that has been burning my brain of late. It involves a warehouse festival in London Docklands which, I think, was called; "Deconstruction Fest."

Some 17, 18 year old woman fainted in the mosh pit. Went down like a sack of potatoes.

The moment I drew attention to the situation. By clumping the first head which connected with my fist. Everyone stepped back. Allowing me to pick her up and carry her out.

This involved me using my forearm to clasp her upper torso. Also known as her; "Underboob."

So the moment we got out, the air came back into her lungs and she revived. She used her new found energy to slap me in the face and accuse me of groping.

Which is something else which just doesn't happen at punk shows.

Although crowd surfing doesn't always work. So there is that strange etiquette of politely introducing yourself to the random woman who's just sat on your face.

While it was just before my time. My big boss once, famously, had to go into the crowd. To stop Eric Cantona taking a fan's head off.

So I'm of the opinion. That if they've gone to the trouble of committing the criminal offence of entering the playing area.

Then that's entirely their own lookout.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10945883/Sheffield-stars-Rhian-Brewster-Oli-McBurnie-charged-Nottingham-Forest-pitch-invasion.html

Likewise. If that's what he's done;

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10999719/Cardi-B-appears-hit-fan-microphone-raucous-crowd-cheers-new-footage.html

Then that's only a fraction of what he deserves.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTZvBd-WaqI (Hello Pricks, Sick Of It All, Truly, Official Audio).