I'm Surprised Britain Hasn't Developed A Bitumen Phobia By Now.

https://news.sky.com/story/proposed-chelsea-takeover-by-todd-boehly-clearlake-consortium-approved-by-premier-league-board-12620657

But I suppose it's hardly an irrational fear.

When you can't pass a patch of the stuff. Without scraping your face against it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHNiqc7KUAE (Bastards On Parade, Dropkick Murphys, Official Audio).