If They're Desperate To Draw Attention To The Bitumen Patch.

Why don't they just mention the bitumen patch?

https://www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news/15-hospitalized-in-seneca-boat-fire/

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2022/05/america-wants-everyone-to-know-about.html

I'm sure there's absolutely nothing for them to be very, very embarrassed about.