I Actually Seriously Doubt He'll Be Able To Find A Way To Convince Himself.

That it's just an artistic metaphor.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2022/05/as-im-sure-ive-said-before.html

But if he ever does.

We'll just add it to the list of all that's wrong about him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDS7oGJ9fZI (Hot Asphalt, The Wolfe Tones, Plaid Cymru, Audio, Topic).