Blimey! It's Almost Enough For Me To Whip Out My Letter Opener.

Bequeathed to me by the; "Police, per Terre."

But. Let's be honest;

It was never a profession designed for; "Paperwork."

https://ww.youtube.com/watch?v=mcssw3utx7o (Waterloo, ABBA, Official Lyric Video).