Well. If True.

Then that deserves a butchers.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Save_the_Cinema

By which I mean;

"Come round here then."

"I'll show you a f'cking 'village.'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEjPfMgAsFg (Mae Hen Wlad Fy Nhadau, Caerphilly Male Voice Choir, Welsh, Audio, Topic).