Now. Here's A Terrifying Thought.

I absolutely do not have Israeli Jewish children. About 8 million people have double checked.

However. It's not impossible to imagine that I might have Israeli Jewish children.

It's certainly a known side-effect. Of an activity I used to engage in with an Israeli Jewish woman.

The terrifying thought is;

If I did.

Then they'd be about the same age as the kids in Euphoria.