We're Not Saying The Para-Olympics Has A Competitiveness Problem

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2022/03/i-think-this-countup-may-have-come.html

But apparently you can still break a record just with Threads on a Loom.

Although I'm sure we can all agree.

It would probably be unethical.

To start lopping bits off Olympians. Just to make the Para-Olympics more competitive.

Can't we?

Whore Baby.