So. There I Was.

In the latest yard.

All drunk on the old 'fizzy drinks.'

Bleeding from the latest sharpner.

Then, suddenly, up my nose appeared a machine-gu..

..oh, sorry.

According to latest counsel. I can't finish the rest of that story.

Your honour.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iain_Duncan_Smith

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Clj8htWcFho (Worker's Song, Dropkick Murphys, Official Audio).