At Least Geography Tests Are About To Get A Lot Shorter.

Under this bold, new re-imagining of the UN Charter.

https://www.gov.uk/government/news/g7-leaders-statement-on-the-invasion-of-ukraine-by-armed-forces-of-the-russian-federation-24-february-2022

I had to clean the bathroom. So the General Assembly will have to wait for the full, updated, alphabetical roll-call.

But we can certainly start with the Security Council;

Albania: Nope, you're out of here.

You are now the Sanjak of Albania. Or, to use the correct short-form name; "Turkey."

You are though free to resume the Holocaust.

Brazil: Nope, you're out of here.

You are now the Governate General of Brazil. Or, to use the correct short-form name; "Portugal."

Gabon: Nope, you're out of here.

You are now French Equatorial Africa. Or, to use the correct short-form name; "France." 

India: Nope, you're out of here.

You are now the British East India Company. Or, to use the correct short-form name; "The United Kingdom of Great Britain (UK)"

Ireland: Nope, you're out of here.

You are now simply; "The United Kingdom of Great Britain (UK)."

Kenya: Nope, you're out of here.

You are now the Colony & Protectorate of Kenya in British East Africa. Or, to use the correct short-form name; "The United Kingdom of Great Britain (UK)."

Mexico: Nope. You Tonto's are definitely out of here.

You are now New Spain. Or, to use the correct short-form name; "The Kingdom of Spain."

United Arab Emirates: Nope, you're out of here.

You are now the Anglo-Persian Oil Company. Or. to use the correct short-form name; "British Petroleum (BP)."

United States of America: Nope, you're out of here.

You are now the American Colonies. Or, to use the correct short-form name; "The United Kingdom of Great Britain (UK)."

So if the UK can get France, Portugal, Spain and Turkey onside.

They might win this 5-2.

But then those two still have veto power.