Well. They Say; "Modern Pentathlon."

It's one of those weird things you only ever get at the Olympics.

Designed to showcase the skills essential. To a 19th Century Cavalry Officer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mwj5eddce2A (Waterloo, ABBA, Audio, Don Tran).

Skills. Which, tanks to an 'interesting' childhood. I happen to possess.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZuE_Mt48mI (Napoleon, Ani DiFranco, Canon, Audio, Topic).

Well, except for all that running. Running's never really been my style.

Lunging, yes. Running, not so much.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2W1Wi2U9sQ (1812 Overture Finale, Piotr Ilich Tchaikovsky, Slideshow, FacundoJG).