Still, Just A Weapon Of War Then.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-59227513

Seriously. It flashes me back.

To that time our own little 'Prince Harry' decided to propose. To, possibly, the last Indian Muslim. 

Excitedly my painfully White, painfully middle-class Mother told me;

 "Ohh. It's so exotic."

"Apparently. Within Islam. All you need is a 'leader' within the 'community' to say; These people are 'married.'"

"Then they're 'married.'"

 And I was like;

"In know, tell me about it!"

"I've got the guy from Al-Azhar on the phone. 

"He's furious!"

"Media's no longer talking his calls."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8idNzcCKWQ (AK-47 Field Strip, Quick And Easy, Video, krazyk86cu).