And. On A Related Note.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2021/11/still-just-weapon-of-war-then.html

I should probably preface this anecdote by saying;

Several chainsaws after the Grand #Kabuki!

One of my Mothers decided to buy a two bedroom apartment. Somewhere just South of Sarf London.

To help with the mortgage she decided to take on a; "Lodger." Then moved in with her girlfriend .

So, basically;

She was renting someone a two bedroom apartment in London. For around £100 per month.

Which is generosity so ridiculous. It attracts the tax office. 

Assuming it must be a scam.

Anyway;

One of those Lodgers was a Xshoa. I'm assuming; "South African."

So one day. That poor woman found herself in the kitchen. On one of those rare occasions my mother was having dinner with me.

Prompting my painfully White, painfully middle-class mother. To demand she gives us the usual exhibition of that;

"That Weird Clicky Language."

Fortunately both us still remembered enough Afrikaans. To convey our meaning.

Without her noticing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9B0sXTqE93Q (FN FAL Field Strip, Video, TFB TV).