Q. So Why's Skateboarding An Olympic Event, Now?

A. 'Lord Coe' was finally asked to leave the gymnastics arena.

Bombette Martin's choice of outfit is certainly raising questions.

https://www.newstalk.com/news/new-zealand-school-girls-told-to-wear-longer-skirts-to-create-a-good-work-environment-for-male-staff-603411

Particularly from Germany's Lilly Stoephasius.

Meanwhile.

I've legitimately got trousers more than twice her age.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/olympics/57669299