Apparently, There's Only One Story In Town.

http://www.xinhuanet.com/english/2021-08/16/c_1310128864.htm

https://www.rt.com/news/532122-ghani-resignation-taliban-kabul-explosions/

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/world-asia-58219963

https://edition.cnn.com/world/live-news/afghanistan-taliban-us-troops-intl-08-15-21/index.html

And it's absolutely f'cking hilarious. If you've spent the last 20 years of your life going;

"That's not going to work."

"That's not going to work. "

"That's not going to work."

"Are you on drugs?"

"That's not going to work."

"That's not going to work. "

"That's not going to work."

"Are you sure you don't want to speak to an adult?"

"That's not going to work."

"That's not going to work. "

"That's not going to work."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnOCy8l9YlE (Drive On, Johnny Cash, American, Official Audio).