With All The Credibility Of;

"I Can't Breathe!"

 Or;

"President Joe Biden!"

https://news.sky.com/story/european-super-league-chelsea-preparing-documents-to-formally-withdraw-from-competition-sky-news-understands-12281597

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzrK00UZhjU (I'm So Bored With The U.S.A, The Clash, Official Audio).

Seriously. You should've recognised it as bullsh't.

From the moment they described Man Utd & Arsenal as football clubs.