True Story.

The actual Miley Cyrus has legitimately been 'round my house.

Apparently no-one was in. So she wandered the gardens awhile.

Now, obviously. That's not an urge I wish to suppress. Nor do I want to cast aspirations. On the quality of the local Neighbourhood Watch.

However I've reached a conclusion.

Our relationship is only going to work. If I'm allowed to make frequent, liberal use of the phrase;

"I'm busy. Go annoy your girlfriend."

If only we could have a way for her to find a key.